(Source: televandalist, via plasticbats)

895 plays

"‘You don’t actually get over things… you incorporate them. They become part of everything you are. I don’t mean that you walk about crying all the time. But you change.’"

When You’re Falling, Dive: Lessons in the Art of Living, by Mark Matousek 

(Source: kissesandcollisions, via bonerella)

(via endlessme)

When is there going to be a Val Kilnaissance is what I really want to know

(Source: hotblondecocktail)


1971 plymouth hemi cuda

(via beatnikdaddio)

my date was sooo fun. and he’s an rpattz clone no joke. and he has a lil philly tinge to his voice. but. I literally thought his name was Brian for 4 days and all through our date. His name is david. thank god I didn’t call him by his fake name … I didn’t think he looked like a Brian anyway.


dude i love being 4’1” no one sees me im a lil gremlin playing pranks

Waitress (2007)

(Source: cinentvphile, via 3wayplane)

"So glad my expense bettered you."

Anything Else You Can Trouble Me For?
A Six-Word Story by Jon Kakes 

(Source: jonkakes, via theomnishambles)

(Source: the---mall, via shmemson)


on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

idk you tell me. it was stephen baldwin.

(Source: tamburina, via whinyspice)


is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender, via lotsalipstick)